This isn’t your everyday T-Shirt… Let Me Explain:
Materials: The T-shirt fabric is composed of plant fibers collected from atop Mt. Hood during the Gnar Gnar trail race. The ink is natural pigments mixed with the tears of our competition. We needed to find something to do with all those tears…
Construction: A highly trained Distance Medley Relay team hand-spins these T-shirts. Sometimes it get’s a little crazy between the 1200 and 400 meter hand-off, but they’re so good that even the sprinter on the team LIKES handing off to the distance runners.
Order Process: Our design studio is located exactly 1 mile (we measured it on Strava okay) from our shipping drop-off location. Once you place your order, the T-shirt is then handed to a sub 4:00 minute miler who has been waiting and primed on the start line. At the crack of a gun, your shirt is hand-delivered to the back of the delivery truck in 3 minutes and 59 seconds. Who cares about the sweat, IT’S A SUB 4:00 MILE PEOPLE.
Ok, ok, if you really want the product details here you go…
The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.
• Tri-blend construction (50% polyester/25% combed ring-spun cotton/25% rayon)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• 40 singles thread weight
• Comfortable and durable
• Contemporary fit